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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.

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• (916): View more from California

  on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.

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  your optimism is becoming unhealthy

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success

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• (707): View more from California

  How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.

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