i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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