In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
