so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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