# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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