i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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