Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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