theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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