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dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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