I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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