So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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