A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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