Who did Billy Mays play for?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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