Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
