This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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