my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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