no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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