is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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