Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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