thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My balls are so social today.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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