let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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