Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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