my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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