how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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