remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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