thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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