Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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