In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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