went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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