So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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