Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Semen is not good for contacts.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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