mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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