Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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