I smell stomach acid.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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