I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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