Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
