is your mom at the bar?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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