Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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