why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
