i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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