Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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