Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
