we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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