dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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