On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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