Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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