your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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