remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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