Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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