Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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