and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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