she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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