that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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