Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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