I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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