Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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