I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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