i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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